Last night! Half the
cast were struck down before the show even began! Michelle got 39, Karim got a light deramping,
Catherine and Chris got stuck to the bottom of the leaderboard, and Craig got
the hump with most of the routines!
Tonight! Someone’s
not going to make it to the week before week before Blackpool week! But first, we must make it through the
credits and our annual Halloween bondage themed pro dance. This year we have ‘Toxic’ as our tune and it’s
Dianne and Giovanni at the centre of the paso-ish orgy with Giovanni looking like Dave
Gahan in 90s-era Depeche Mode and Dianne looking like all the wigs got piled together
on her head (yes probably even Karen’s from last night) and dyed black and red –
all the ladypros are gothed up in black wigs but hers has red on it so we know
who it is. They’re a tempestuous couple but
even though he’s tempted by all the other female pros (at one point bending
Janette in two at the vagina), he returns to her but she falls down dead with
all the other women with Giovanni last dancer standing. So HE is the Strictly slasher then? (oh and the male pros turned up looking all V
for Vendetta for 5 seconds as well). As
ever, those of us waiting for the moment they let Goth!Kevin back out of hibernation
to take centre stage in one of these things are left disappointed.
