Tuesday 30 September 2008

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Karen Hardy's house is really nice.
- Lilia is in love with John Sergeant. But don't tell anyone. Kristina is very sniffy about her colleagues taking the piss out of her partner.
- Brendan definitely wasn't being a shit to Lisa in the corridor after their salsa. Honest. Ask Lisa, she'll tell you.
- Craig thinks Len overmarks, but not as much as Bruno, apparently.
- Lisa has natural rhythm. ZOMG!
- Claudia + button which prompts the drumbeat that precedes the closing credits on EastEnders = automatic win.
- Anton is backing Erin and Austin for the win.
- Jodie corrected all of her previous mistakes in the dance-off to the extent that Arlene thought it was like she'd had a year to practise. Given that they've always been somewhat lacking in candour about precisely when the results show is filmed, this may actually have been true.
- Both Craig and Arlene are very sad to see Gillian go.
- Claudia throws bananas at the screen on Saturday when she disagrees with the judges.
- Christine and Matthew have a secret weapon if they're struggling with a dance - Matt will wear a mankini.
- Matthew's hair seems to have gone grey in the ITT studio, and bears a resemblance to Richard Gere's.
- Christine fancies Mark. We're sure you don't need us to tell you the many things wrong with this as a possible showmance.
- Claudia talked about the boys' "meringue-gay". Too. Many. Jokes.
- Gary Rhodes gets up at 4:30am to go to the gym. We'd say you have to get up pretty early in the morning to best him, but judging by the week one scores, that's clearly not true.
- Craig dreams of 10s.
- Craig thinks it is acceptable to wear a tuxedo-print t-shirt in public. Craig is wrong.
- Rachel has already invoked the dreaded word "journey".
- Andrew's obsession with the physical attributes of every single female on the show is beginning to get worrying.
- Brian seems to have some kind of gay panic going on, judging by the horror on his face when James hugged him. We, on the other hand, rather enjoyed it.
- Len and his masterclasses are becoming equally and increasingly annoying.
- We would HATE to see what kind of ABBA albums Claudia has in her collection if she thinks Austin and Tom resemble Agnetha and Frida.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If I looked and sounded like Brian, I would probably have gay panic as well :D

On the subject of the men getting shouty at their womenz, wasn't Gary Rhodes' outburst absolutely terrifying! I don't think he can be getting enough sleep.