Tuesday 13 December 2011

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- There were a lot of injuries over the weekend: Chelsee had a bad back and neck, and Holly injured her knee.
- Chelsee changed her paso fan at the last minute.
- It was "never about winning" for James. Yeah, of course it wasn't. I'm sure if they had won, he'd have gallantly handed the trophy back and everything.
- Harry's Viennese waltz made a 50-year-old ex-rugby player and boxer cry.
- Johnny Ball is FURIOUS that Holly didn't make the final. Us too, Johnny Ball, us too.
- Holly wants to continue doing the Argentine tango and paso doble after the show.
- Hard things are good for you. Fnar.
- Jason is doing the salsa in the final.
- Chelsee channeled her annoyance with herself for messing up the running split in her American Smooth into aggression for the paso doble. It's certainly a strategy.
- Chelsee's getting Pasha's sexiness out for their rumba. FNAR.
- Pasha remembers anniversaries. Chelsee not so much.
- Karen thought Harry's Viennese waltz deserved a 40.
- The showdance is not aerobics. Thanks Karen!
- There's no point in doing the rumba if your partner isn't hot, according to Katya.
- Precisely 6,000 crystals were used on Alex's salsa dress.
- Aliona has injured Harry a lot in rehearsals - an elbow to the face appears to be her preference.
- Harry is reprising his Argentine tango to try to demonstrate his intensity for Len.
- No rules for Aliona means danger for everyone else. Seriously, those were her words.
- Harry's American smooth has a Viennese waltz theme to it.
- Judging from Nancy's guide to throwing the perfect Strictly final party this week, she needs to be on every episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me from now until the end of time.
- All three couples are planning to reprise their quickstep for the final. Triple quickstep finale >>>>> triple foxtrot finale. Take note, series six.
- Jason is the straighest camp guy in town. Or the campest straight guy. Whichever makes him sound LULZIER, RIGHT KIDS?
- Kristina was a big fan of Jason's songs when she was younger, but didn't know much about his acting. I bet she's wishing she never asked now.
- It's getting increasingly harder to see how Jason was ever a professional singer. Still, there's hope for all of us, right?
- Chelsee's showdance music is 'One Night Only' from Dreamgirls, Jason's is 'Dancing Fool' from Copacabana, and Harry's is 'Great Balls Of Fire'.
- Bloody Lulu sang at the service station on the way to BLACKPOOL. Quite why they didn't leave her there is a mystery to us.
- If you can't dance in BLACKPOOL, you can't dance anywhere. It's the opposite of New York, New York in that respect.
- The two dances before the first elimination on Saturday will be Judges' Choice and Showdance.
- Pasha won't have time to do the full Shrek make-up for the jive in the final, but he's going to try for a bit of paint and the ears.
- Chelsee used to be Scary Spice in a Spice Girls tribute act.
- Nancy didn't go up on the coach to BLACKPOOL, because she has standards to maintain.
- Harry punched himself in the face trying to take off his trousers. Maybe he should get some help with that in future. Any volunteers?
- Jason's kids are adorable.
- Alesha doesn't remember getting a 10 off Craig in the series five final. :(

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