This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Zoe Ball knows how to make an entrance.
- Brendan spent the whole of Friday night looking after his little lulu.
- Bloody Lulu has a blister already.
- Brendan has DEFINITELY NOT HAD SURGERY, it's just his new hairdo.
- Bruno has crystal balls.
- Audley messed up all his rehearsals before the live show.
- Audley's wife had to alter his regular shoes because they couldn't get dancing shoes big enough.
- Alesha loves eggs. (Maybe she can use them to make Aliona some custard.)
- James is no Ruth Madoc.
- The first rule of dancing is to keep your eyes up.
- Karen Hardy doesn't want Russell to do panto for every number. Word, Karen.
- Dan is a foot taller than Katya.
- Pasha looks good with his shirt off.
- Anita thinks Freddie Mercury would've "taken Robin home" and "plied him with champagne". 'Nuff said.
- Anita calls Robin "squirrel" because he can fit a lot of grapes into his mouth.
- Holly thought her cha-cha-cha dress made her look "like a human Oscar".
- As much as we love him, Ian Waite could do with a haircut.
- According to Zoe, all of your Strictly skill leaves you the second you stop seeing your dance partner on a regular basis.
- Nancy's "boa constrictor" was meant to remain on the chaise longue.
- Brendan fell down the stairs of the Tess Circle on Saturday as Pasha and Chelsee were returning. Oops.
- Lifts are allowed in the salsa this year, if anyone's paying attention.
- Aliona doesn't take the judges' comments on board (this explains A LOT). Harry does.
- Harry and Aliona have renamed the foxtrot "the swantrot". For some reason.
- Kristina's latest prop for rehearsals is an elastic band that goes around hers and Jason's waists.
- Edwina's husband has watched her cha-cha-cha over and over again.
- Edwina got in trouble with the Tories for wearing red.
- Anita and Robin are getting in practice for the salsa by making funny noises.
- Russell used to babysit Claudia Winkleman.
- Flavia has put four lifts in hers and Russell's salsa, even though the limit is three. To be fair, no one ever notices or cares any more.
- Rory's impressions are still dreadful.
- Robbie gives Ola tips on how to do her highlights.
- Natalie can't really sing.
- Russell is planning to take Alesha up on her offer of going clubbing.