This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Vincent blames himself for Edwina's elimination. He really shouldn't.
- Hissing and booing are strictly forbidden on It Takes Two. Would that it were true for the main show as well.
- Bloody Lulu's doing a rumba this weekend. OUR EYES.
- Craig's only advice for Anton is to pray.
- Robin likes to film close-ups of Artem's guns. Not that we blame him.
- One man gets to dress Pasha. We want his job.
- "Lumpestuous" is not a real word. Dan and Katya checked.
- It took 27 people and three weeks to make Audley's dancing shoes, apparently.
- Rory's Craig impression sounds like Julian Clary, and his Len impression sounds like Dominic Littlewood.
- Some people are very interested in the number of sequins on a dress. We are not among them.
- Alex was worried about sitting on John Prescott's lap because she didn't want to upset Pauline.
- That move Holly did in her salsa where she sashayed over Artem while he was lying on the floor? Karen's done that to people in clubs.
- Bruce's knighthood was made official by the Queen on Wednesday. It's knight to see him, to see him etc etc.
- Nancy is planning on subtitling her dances in future so people know if they should laugh or cry. Or both.
- Zoe has written permission to flirt with Ian because he's a close personal friend of her husband. So that's fine.
- The caption writers can't spell Kristina's surname correctly.
- Aliona has choreographed a long intro for her jive with Harry which doesn't contain any jive steps. Honestly, sometimes it's like she runs after cars with her tongue hanging out.
- Natalie's favourite dance is the quickstep.
- Harry has a really nice bum. We knew this already, admittedly, but the show insisted on reminding us.
- Harry didn't get the part he wanted in his school production of Grease. THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO HARRY, CALL ME AND WE CAN CRY ABOUT IT TOGETHER.
- Holly hates musicals. Run, Holly, before Carrie finds out!
- Holly's got an incredible set. IN THE STUDIO, YOU DIRTY PERVS.
- Len thinks Craig is the grumpy judge. Isn't delusion a strange thing?
- Erin says "shut up!" a lot, apparently.
- Pasha thinks having your legs feeling like jelly is perfect for doing the salsa.
- Chelsee is teaching Pasha the art of Northern slang, but it's taking a while.
- Audley has NATURAL RHYTHM. They almost never mention this on the show, y'know.
- If you can't get your feet or your hands right, being able to smile might help you get through a dance.
- Julianne Hough has won Dancing with the Stars twice, back-to-back, but doesn't like to talk about it. Except for ALL THE TIME.
- One of this week's dances involves a giant pink handbag as a prop. If it's for Russell Grant, I swear I am LEAVING.