This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Nancy has decided to keep dancing at least three times a week. That's at least three times a week more than she managed while she was actually in the competition.
- Anton would like either Erin or Alesha to win this year. I'd be happy with either of those, especially if the only other option is Jason.
- In a fish-lift, you should have your knee facing down and not square-on. I've never had a square-on, but it sounds painful.
- Bloody Lulu didn't have as many wires for her flying as Widdy did.
- Dr Pamela's Corner Of The Obvious appears to have been cancelled. Hooray!
- Karen doesn't want to see a showdance every week. Clearly, the scars of Lisa Snowdon are still as raw for her as they are for the rest of us.
- Widdy's Question Time, sadly, lives on.
- Alex identified her role in her paso doble as "woman in white". She's clearly not one for getting hung up on building a backstory.
- Matt Baker is Alex's "fifth judge". He can't be worse than Darcey Bussell, anyway.
- I'm still ignoring all the segments about the dresses as a matter of principle.
- Harry appears to have been seriously drinking Aliona's Khoreography Kool-Aid.
- Aliona thinks Harry looks like a sloth.
- Anita's word for a dance step she's got wrong is a "doodleflap".
- Princess Beatrice is voting for Holly. Unless Prince Charles vetoes it. (POLITICAL COMMENT!!!!)
- Holly's worried that for the jive Artem is going to make her do upside down things. He's going to have to do a lot of explaining to Kara, etc etc.
- Jason chose the music for his rumba with Kristina: 'Killing Me Softly With His Song', which is his dad Doug Willis's favourite song. It also reminds Zoe of a bedsit, but it's best we don't delve too deeply there.
- Holly is wearing men's shoes this week.
- Jennifer Grey's English accent is not great, but her Len impression is still better than Rory's.
- Alesha has inadvertently been the conduit for Russell Grant striking up a Twitter friendship with Kylie Minogue.
- Pasha "had a professional look" after Chelsee's feared nip-slip to make sure nothing was showing. Anyone wanting a "professional look" at Pasha, form an orderly queue behind me.
- Melc wants to do a version of the show somewhere because Scary and Baby both had such a good time. However, she did have dance lessons as a child and would therefore be a DIRTY RINGER.
- BIGGINS did Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with Jason and he (Jason) was not a good dancer at the time. Hmm, can't imagine what those alleged extra dance lessons he took before starting the show might have done to change things since then.
- Ola still occasionally needs to remind herself that the results are done on SUNDAY. Sunday. Definitely not Saturday. Sunday.