Monday, 19 October 2009

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Brendan is okay with people not liking him.
- EVERYBODY has got a bloody cold.
- Ola now calls Chris "Christopher" and he calls her "Mrs Jordan". This is tough love, apparently.
- James told Zöe backstage after their first performance on Saturday that "you'll never have to do the jive again". So it's all his fault.
- Claudia arm-wrestled Bonnie Tyler for Laila's hairy jive costume. Why?
- The construction of a Strictly dance costume is always based either on a leotard or a bra and pants. AND THAT'S JUST THE BOYS. (Rimshot.)
- Tuffers is not good at the samba because he lives in Surrey.
- Craig has never given anyone a 10 for doing an American Smooth.
- Natalie Lowe respects Len's opinion. Well, somebody has to.
- Dancers will be punished for not obeying the rules of the American Smooth. Unless Bruno decides otherwise. (Okay, fine, we already knew that, but in the words of the White Stripes, it bears repeating.)
- There are some deeply odd music choices this week.

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