Saturday 22 November 2014

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Alison kept her promise to go to BLACKPOOL.
- Jake wasn’t very busy at EastEnders last week so he had more rehearsal time than usual.
- If you watch Jake’s American smooth from the right angle you can see him almost dropping Janette.
- Like the main show, this show has forgotten Craig's first 9 was not given out in BLACKPOOL week, but the week before.
- Craig quite enjoyed it when Mark kissed him.
- Judy has only ever hit Craig twice. And that was in the bar.
- Craig would like to retroactively give Judy’s Viennese waltz a 5.
- It took Anton four-and-a-half days to teach Judy how to do one spin in her first waltz at the start of the series.
- Judy’s Strictly highlight was being Cruella De Vil in the car. As it should be.
- Judy will be dancing on the three Scottish dates of Anton’s tour.
- Judy doesn’t care who wins. Attagirl.
- Sunetra and Trent give good Dynasty face.
- Pixie and Trent haven’t done any lifts yet. It’s almost like they’re playing by the actual rules or something.
- You should always be doing something with your arms in the samba.
- Karen Hardy was in New Zealand, not Benidorm.
- Frankie eats the dancefloor alive (according to Karen Hardy).
- Karen Hardy was about as impressed at the lack of Jake in his and Janette's routine last week as we were.
- Karen Hardy is impressed with Mark's feet swiveling because he is a MAN (which means Charleston is added to the ever-growing list of things that are hard for men).
- Sunetra averages around nine hours of training a week,
- Tess was showing off her moves with Brendan in a club in BLACKPOOL after Saturday's show.
- Brendan knows how to do the Heimlich manoeuvre.
- Zoe has a bit of a touching the celebs and pros fetish.
- There are a lot of Ian Waite fans in Holland.
- Ian Waite was very sad not to be in BLACKPOOL.
- Kristina is very proud of Simon. She might have mentioned this once or twice.
- Samba is a 'street dance'.
- Brendan has some very nice kitchen surfaces.
- Brendan’s daughter is adorable.
- Joanne and Brendan managed 37 New Yorkers in the pro challenge, but with five penalty deductions, leaving them in third place overall with a total score of 32.
- Ian thinks all Steve's dances look the same.
- Frankie was worried that her thing was going to be “being the one who makes mistakes”.
- Frankie is getting sick from all the spinning. Dr Zoe recommends motion sickness pills.
- Me, Mark Wright is quite a happy person, which is funny, because it's the opposite of how we feel watching him.
- Caroline’s Union Jack dress is Pasha’s favourite of all of her outfits so far, not that the competition is especially fierce.
- Dressing up as a beefeater this weekend is the first time Pasha has ever worn a uniform. (Feel free to make jokes about the vanilla-ness of his sex life.)
- Caroline does heel leads all the time in her day-to-day life but struggles with them in dancing.
- Caroline thinks Pasha gets furious (which he denies).  She may be mixing up real Pasha with Caroline's fanfic Pasha.
- Pasha likes dancing with himself. (Hurr hurr.)
- Robin and Anya are back for the group number this week. One of these is slightly more surprising than the other.
- Iveta finds it hard to dance after a large shish kebab lunch.
- Aljaž is the naughtiest pro dancer.
- Jason Gilkison choreographs by writing a lot of 8s on paper.
- Steve had a rock climbing fall in 2008 where he fell around 30 feet, broke his back in two places and smashed up his ankle. He has since had 13 operations on his ankle and doesn't have an ankle joint in his left foot.
- It's now ok to have a pre-credits Human Centipede recreation before the watershed.
- Mark's Charleston looks even worse in recaps than it did on the night.
- Mark and Karen were 'doing it' everywhere in Tenerife.  OVERSHARING.
- Anita Dobson has given up dancing.
- Michael Ball and Imelda Staunton will be in a Victoria Wood-directed TV film at Christmas. (Steve has seen it, and it's great.)
- Mel Giedroyc is obsessed with Sunetra's legs.
- Songs from Moulin Rouge! are more expensive to get the TV rights to than pop songs.
- Mel Giedroyc thinks you use a bat in American Football.
- Anita Dobson thinks the key to topping the leaderboard is a combination of technique and selling it.
- Michael Ball thinks Mark has stopped doing the 'cheeky chappy' routine.  Must have missed that moment.
- It was Zoe's birthday on Friday and they surprised her with a video from her kids, a visit from her dad and a string-vested Guido inside her cake.


1 comment:

F a t i m a said...

If that's the first time Pasha has worn a uniform, them I'm Shirley Bassey.