- Anton says that the male celebrities are not getting better. It is all hype. They are still a bit rubbish.
- Whatever you try to do with Kenny's hair, it just spikes up like a hedgehog.
- The women all do rehearsals on Saturday morning with their hair in curlers, like they're attending some kind of Hilda Ogden fan convention.
- Craig FINALLY admitted this week that the public are entitled to vote for whoever they want. Whoop!
- Nobody besides Head Judge Len thought John's Salsa deserved a 10. Not Claudia, not Zoe Ball, not Craig, not Arlene. Not the family forming this week's alternative judging panel. Not the editor of Heat. Not John's mate Alan Hansen. And not us.
- Claudia accused Arlene of dropping a pen or receiving a text during Alesha and Matthew's salsa and not paying attention.
- Dancing is like brussel sprouts, according to Head Judge Len. You can like it, and be right, and you can hate it, and still also be right. Because it's all about taste, or something.
- Thank goodness for Craig, who taught John Barrowman the dance routine for Saturday's bizarre performance of Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic. Craig, lest we forget, has a BACKGROUND IN THEATRE. If you're missing West End Leading Man John Barrowman, don't fear, he'll be on It Takes Two next week.
- Camilla is like Gethin's mum, his wife and his friend, all in one.
- Claudia and Camilla want Gethin to wear uniform every week. Claudia also asked Gethin if he would go round to her house in his uniform. All of Claudia's friends want Gethin for Christmas. They will have to form an orderly queue behind Steve.
- The editor of Heat thinks that Alesha and Matthew will get knocked out in the semi-final. He thinks the final two will be Kelly and Brendan and Gethin and Camilla. In all fairness, however, he also thinks that anyone gives a toss about Chanelle and Ziggy from Big Brother, and he wasn't right about that either.
- On a Mastermind sketch, Alesha gave her occupation as "aspiring world Latin and ballroom champion".
- Darren has a twin brother.
- Letitia is still the birthday girl, WHO IS 40. How many days was this woman born over?
- Gethin and Camilla went to visit a school and the pupils were visibly gobsmacked at their appearance. Cute! Gethin promised to take their advice on board. Drink!
- Kenny is threatening to moonwalk in the cha-cha. James and Ola both told him that he is not allowed to.
- Kate feels a special bond with Kenny, and even if she didn't, she'd say she did because she's afraid he might punch her. She is hoping for a "Special K final" between them.
- Vincent told Karen and Erin to look like they fancy him on the It Takes Two couch.
- Claudia has a cough.
- If Flavia can sing, she should get cast as Roxie in Chicago.
- Gethin and Matt were set a challenge to raise lots of money for Children in Need by offering dance tuition to passers-by at Westminster tube station. They did lots of "wrestling". Matt declared, "This is getting physical." Matt raised £126.95. Gethin made £88, upon which Matt said, "That's not even worth getting out of bed for."
- Some people with lots of money paid £21,000 to dance with Anton and Erin. Bargain!
- Claudia presented John Barnes with an England shirt, resplendent with glittery name and number on the back.
- Head Judge Len refused to have body contact with Claudia in his masterclass because of her lingering malady.
- Kate and Anton are doing the paso doble, and Kate is being "the caped crusader", according to Head Judge Len.
- By the end of the series, Head Judge Len will do a lift with Claudia, after the magnificence of her pendulum. No innuendo intended.
- Ew! Kenny is thrusting. Ew! EW!
- Spoony says that Kate's body in her paso dress is worth five points from each judge alone.
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